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skyofdiamonds2012-04-01 12:00 am
resetbutton) wrote in skyofdiamonds2012-04-01 12:00 am
[ text ; cave-wide bulletin ]
Good morning, Sleepers! Have a nice nap? I hope so, because there are a few things we need to go over now that you’re conscious. Seriously, take the time to read this and save all of us a few headaches.
1. Murder is still against the law. Whatever twisted reasoning you’ve got going on in your head, you might think that only counted in your dreams. It doesn’t. Don’t even dare try it. We will catch you and you will be punished.
2. Pay attention to curfew. If the lights dim and go all kind of amber-like? You’re out too late. Only authorized personnel are allowed out After Hours. If you’re caught, you will be escorted back to your quarters and given a warning.
3. Your dreams are not real. This one is hard for a lot of people. Trust me. I know. That doesn’t mean you should act on anything you think you might know from them. Chances are only the most common of sense still holds true here (which doesn’t include your names). If you insist that your dreams are real and try to force this opinion on others, the guard force will act.
4. Don’t forget your ID. If you haven’t found it yet, it should be next to your bed inside your quarters. These are necessary to get into many major establishments around here, including your own rooms. Try not to lock yourselves out.
That said, we’re all in this thing together and I’m here to help you. If you have questions or need clarification on any point, reply to this bulletin and I’ll get back to you at my earliest convenience.
- Rep. Anselmo, Guard Force
1. Murder is still against the law. Whatever twisted reasoning you’ve got going on in your head, you might think that only counted in your dreams. It doesn’t. Don’t even dare try it. We will catch you and you will be punished.
2. Pay attention to curfew. If the lights dim and go all kind of amber-like? You’re out too late. Only authorized personnel are allowed out After Hours. If you’re caught, you will be escorted back to your quarters and given a warning.
3. Your dreams are not real. This one is hard for a lot of people. Trust me. I know. That doesn’t mean you should act on anything you think you might know from them. Chances are only the most common of sense still holds true here (which doesn’t include your names). If you insist that your dreams are real and try to force this opinion on others, the guard force will act.
4. Don’t forget your ID. If you haven’t found it yet, it should be next to your bed inside your quarters. These are necessary to get into many major establishments around here, including your own rooms. Try not to lock yourselves out.
That said, we’re all in this thing together and I’m here to help you. If you have questions or need clarification on any point, reply to this bulletin and I’ll get back to you at my earliest convenience.
- Rep. Anselmo, Guard Force
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How did you do the star like that? [ As he reveals how tech-illiterate he is... ]
just gonna make this up lol....
Ah! It's simple. There should be an option for it on the far right of your terminal, marked 'sym'. Click on that and you'll find a number of symbols to choose from.
[Because obviously acquainting himself with the technology available was a priority]
handwaving is a-okay in my book!
Is that what that's for? ✿☺☻★☆
[ You may have just created a monster, Izaya. We hope you're happy. ]
awesome lol~
Ha ha, there you go. Though you don't need to use a whole load of them all at once like that.
[That remains to be seen. If it annoys other people then perhaps he'll be able to glean a modicum of amusement from it~]
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Yeah, probably not. It's fun, though.
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I suppose I'll just have to keep my fingers crossed then.
Maybe a little! Though if that's what constitutes fun around here then maybe I really should be worried :P
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Wouldn't hurt.
That's not what I meant. If I have to be on the network all day, though, it's better than no entertainment. ♥♦♣♠
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I was only teasing you~
I have another question, though. You mentioned reporting for the 9-5 at the end of the week and also getting back to a regular schedule. What exactly are you expecting me to do?
unless you've decided on something else? /derp
No, this works! And I'll get to filling that out today ;_;
Better than having nothing to occupy my time with at all, I suppose.