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[personal profile] perpend2012-06-21 10:15 pm

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Dillon Hays
has opened communication!


Heeey, kids. I've got a question about dreams.

No, not that kind!

I mean the kind we've had here. With all those glowing lights and such. I know I'm not alone here because my dreams used to involve women and coffee.

What do you all make of it? Let me know, baby, 'cause I'm curious!
resetbutton: thomas anselmo. ([tony] 004)

[ text ; cave-wide bulletin ]

Good morning, Sleepers! Have a nice nap? I hope so, because there are a few things we need to go over now that you’re conscious. Seriously, take the time to read this and save all of us a few headaches.

1. Murder is still against the law. Whatever twisted reasoning you’ve got going on in your head, you might think that only counted in your dreams. It doesn’t. Don’t even dare try it. We will catch you and you will be punished.
2. Pay attention to curfew. If the lights dim and go all kind of amber-like? You’re out too late. Only authorized personnel are allowed out After Hours. If you’re caught, you will be escorted back to your quarters and given a warning.
3. Your dreams are not real. This one is hard for a lot of people. Trust me. I know. That doesn’t mean you should act on anything you think you might know from them. Chances are only the most common of sense still holds true here (which doesn’t include your names). If you insist that your dreams are real and try to force this opinion on others, the guard force will act.
4. Don’t forget your ID. If you haven’t found it yet, it should be next to your bed inside your quarters. These are necessary to get into many major establishments around here, including your own rooms. Try not to lock yourselves out.

That said, we’re all in this thing together and I’m here to help you. If you have questions or need clarification on any point, reply to this bulletin and I’ll get back to you at my earliest convenience.
- Rep. Anselmo, Guard Force